Dude Invites Fellow Dungeons and Dragons Players to Answer a Meme About a Bejeweled Hot Dog, Magical Mayhem Ensues

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Eleonora Bader
Mar 29, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

This Dungeons and Dragons Reddit thread got really silly when one user uploaded a funny DnD meme that posed a question: You find this magical artifact and cast Identify and Legend Lore… What do you find out?

The magical artifact in question was a bejeweled hot dog, so you can imagine what people's replies were about. Some people came up with some really interesting lore and explained in great detail what this magical hot dog would do, what its history was, etc. Other people poked fun and didn't take the question very seriously, which is fair. After all, it is Reddit.

Scroll down for the meme and for the funny replies, and afterward, be sure to check out this story about a young Dungeons and Dragons player who got kicked out of their campaign for not being 'old enough to play'. The Dungeon Master wanted to start streaming and apparently, age 18 was too young.

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    Can't wait to read the comments when I wake up in the morning... Thanks for the magic, I hate it OC
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    You find this Magical Artifact and cast Identify and Legend Lore... what do you find out?
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    Dry-Telephone-8016. 1 day ago The bejeweled bun. The hot dog itself isn't magical but the bun is. Once a day you may use it to summon as many hotdogs as you can eat in ten minutes. 1.3k Reply Share Lamplorde 1 day ago Chaotic Stupid Do you eat the bun with it? Or are you supposed to remove the hot dog and eat it plain? 287 Reply Share
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    TribblesIA 1 day ago Crafted for a King who discarded it upon realizing he forgot to request mustard, the jeweler made a pact with a demon of avarice that whomsoever shall devour the Gleaming Glizzy purely for its value as a snack shall inherit the kingdom and downcast the King to Hell. Should it be devoured for the riches, the individual will be cursed to roam the land forever starving and poor. Gold and food will leave them immediately, and their days will be short. 305 Reply Share MfkbNe 1 da
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    ZealousidealTie3795 1 day ago • It possess magic to constantly rotate the hot dog inside, generating an evenly cooked product, and maintaining warmly throughout the day. Upon speaking the code word, it summons a genie merchant that sells miscellaneous snacks, drinks, smokes, and lotto tickets. 310 Reply Share RahzVael 1 day ago Perfect, evenly cooked hotdogs? I have never seen a more clear picture of power gaming since the last time I looked at homebrew classes for 5e. 96 Reply Share
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    • Sir_Micks_Alot69 · 1 day ago It's actually a key. You must place the Gilded Glizzy in the empty slot on the meat locker door that's located under the abandon grocers hut in Oscar's Mire. Only after returning the handle will the door then open and reveal a gateway to the sausage realm. Once you're there, look out for the pepperoni pixies. They're the wurst! 86 Reply Share
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    magnaton117. 1 day ago When attuned to this item, you can use either a Bonus Action or Reaction to cause a hot dog to materialize in a funny place within 100 ft of yourself 93 Reply Share MaximumZer0 1 day ago Fighter Do NOT let a bard attune to this item. 65 Reply Share
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    My_Names_Jefff 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Forever DM Costco's Secret Hot Dog. It's worth 5cp and comes with a drink. Upon eating, a character restores 5 hit points and provides enough nourishment for the day. Character feels joyful and can add a d4 to any skill check for 4 hours. 41 Reply Share ...
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    Brockoliandcheese 1 day ago DM (Dungeon Memelord) Me Zan-axe party barbarian already eat shiny hot dog 20 Reply Share chaos_magician_ · 1 day ago Zan-axe will not remember and blame the bard the next day 9 Reply Share
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    pizzaslut69420. 1 day ago With Identify you learn that it an Illusion created by an AI art algorithm. 14 Reply Share ShadowxFenix - 16 hr. ago Fr right, I had to scroll way too low to see someone mention that... 3 Reply Share
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    Tahoe Pew Pewlsrbeams 1 day ago That's a pocket dog. It generates a good Barry each for the party. No one knows where it came from no one knows when it will be gone. 20 Reply Share gigaslayer3417 1 day ago Barbarian where did it come from, where did it go? 13 Reply Share
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    timeofwoof 1 day ago Emperor Stein Von'Weinir the 5ths --Sausage Roaster of Vigor-- Stein was having trouble in bed in early October. He first spoke about his troubles with the cleric, who told him that abstinence would help. The empress was irate and demanded another option. So he talked with a famed alchemist from beyond the slick road. The alchemist offered him a ring that would ensure his youth. The teen emperor demanded 'that he be left alone' and complained 'you just don't get me' to the e
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    Out of options, Stein slumped at the dinner table. Pushing his bratwurst back and fourth. The cook inquired 'whats wrong?' Stien told the tragic tale and the cook said I have just the thing. He hurried home and back again for his emperor. 'Passed down from my fathers father. If you stick your bratwurst in here it will give you the stamina of youth.' Stein, knowing that this was his last chance, immediately stuck his wurst in the bejewelled artifact. It took 10 long, painful minutes to cook his w
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    Requires proficiency with cooking utensils Once a day you may cook a bratwurst or similar with the roaster. This process takes 10 minutes. The person who eats this bratwurst has their constitution increased to 20 or by a minimum of 6, up to 26. The magic of the meal fades after 8 hours. 4 Reply Share ...
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    Jumpy-Aide-901 · 1 day ago The Glittering Ever-dog. A mildly cursed item. Wean attuned, While holding the gem encrusted bun one can summon any type of hotdog, sausage, or Frankfurter, with any toppings they wish. You eat the whole thing, the golden bun both tasting and physically behaving like a perfectly toasted white bread bun. The item reappears in the attuned persons bag after 10 minutes. The curse is the item is mildly sentient, and extremely jealous. All other food tastes like dirt and has
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    Alace42 22 hr. ago The hottest dog Has everything you need to summon and bind a hell hound to you for 1 hr. Each time you use it the hotdog gets consumed 3 Reply Share Jedi Lazlo 1 day ago It's a sandwich. 6 Reply Share ...
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    OldMarvelRPGFan · 1 day ago It's the 11-7 roaster. Artifact item, created for the Sausage King of Chicago. Three times per day it roasts the perfect sausage in 6 seconds flat. No matter what kind of giant tiger 1,000 for $5 sausage you put into it, it roasts the perfect sausage. Note that later attempts at recreating this artifact but with sapphires on the outside merely made the sausage stiff for up to 4 hours. 2 Reply Share
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    wajm94 1 day ago It is the "Glitzy," and feeds your entire party for a year. You must gobble it whole and it magically reappears back in the frying pan after each consumption, but you feel no less sated. It is impossible to consume bite by bite. Attempts to do so unleash increasingly grotesque eldritch horrors. 2 Reply Share NCC-75633-A - 1 day ago Warlock Das Weinerschnitzel is a magic item that mystically produces sausages that, when consumed, are the equivalent of Goodberry or *Heroes Feast".
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